Favorite Stewie Quotes

I know this is silly but I cannot stop watching this show, its hilarious. I know its vulgar and makes fun of EVERYTHING but sometimes its fun to not take things too seriously, anyway, Stewie is the funniest character on the show in my humble opinion and these are my favorite quotes from this maniacal baby.

• Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."
• Why don't you burn in hell?!?
• Victory is mine...ahh damn you all!
• Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
• Am I supposed to spend the entire day wallowing in my own feces?

• Hello Mother, care to partake in one of your, oh so exhilarating games of peek-a-boo?
• Who the hell do you think you are?
• Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
• You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that.
• Do the women there have exposed clitorati?

• Do these huggies make my ass look big?
• Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb
• There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
• When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
• Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
• By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.

• No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."